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Lucas: Ali Bell doesn't play hide-and-seek she plays hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you.

Mackenzie: When Ali Bell gives you the finger, she's telling you how many seconds you have to live.

Cole: Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, and fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, but fear of Ali Bell is just called logic

Kat: There used to be a street named after Ali Bell, but it was changed because nobody crosses Ali Bell and lives.

Lucas: I heard Ali Bell once got bitten by a rattlesnake, but after three days of pain and agony, the rattlesnake died.

Reeve: Well, I heard that when Ali Bell wants to laugh, she reads the Guinness Book of World Records.

divergent-half-blood said: Fanfic where Jason is in a love triangle between Piper and a Brick, Frank is in one with Hazel and Chinese Handcuffs, Hazel is ALSO in one with Frank and Chicken Nuggets, Leo is being carried bridesmaid style by Buford, Piper is talking with a flirty Festus, and Percabeth is being Percabeth while looking for Riptide and the Yankee Cap, who are on a date? Never seen that done.

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annabethisterrified:

i quit

I asked annabethisterrified to try this and she quit, so now I feel like I must complete my mission and do this. Wow my second crack fic I’m going crazy. Characters may or may not be OOC.

The Crazy Inhabitants of the Argo Two

Jason sat on his bed, sighing as he took out Brookette. 

"Oh, Brookette. What am I supposed to do? I love Piper, but I also love you." Jason said, caressing the brick’s imaginary hair.

Jason smiled as he heard Brookettes voice, which was of course, in his head.

"Yes, Brookette. I’ll marry Piper through the law, and you through the church! What a wonderful idea!" Jason exclaimed, making out with Brookette.

Meanwhile, Piper was on deck being flirted with.

Piper giggled. “Oh, Festus. How sweet, but I have a boyfriend who I really love. I don’t cheat or break hearts. I’m sure Leo will make you a nice female dragon one day, though.”

After a few creaks and squeaks, Piper sighed. “I know that’s what you like about me. You told me a million times.”

It only took two words for Piper to break. “Jason is NOT cheating on me. How dare you says that.” Although Piper said that confidently, she actually caught Jason on second base with a brick.

Festus suggested something. “Your right Festus. Maybe I should get payback.”

In the diner room, Frank was having a romantic dinner with some Chinese Handcuffs.

"Oh, Cindy, you’re the only one who gets me." Frank sighed.

As if “Cindy” had spoken to him, Frank got tears in his eyes.

"Yes, I love Hazel too. What am I supposed to do. Oh, I know. I think I’ll go to couple’s therapy with you guys. Come on." Frank picked up Cindy and ran to Hazel’s room.

"Hazel, I have an- Woah! Aren’t you supposed to eat those?" Frank exclaimed, covering his eyes from the horrific scene.

Hazel had no shirt on, and it was as if a chicken nugget was on her shoulder and neck, giving her “kisses”.

"Frank! Oh dear. It’s not what it seems." Hazel said.

"So a chicken nugget isn’t giving you "kisses" on your neck and shoulder while you sit there moaning?" Frank asked.

"Oh, then it’s exactly what is seems." Hazel replied, blushing furiously while putting her shirt back on.

"That’s it! Leo is landing this ship right now and we are going to couple’s therapy!” Frank exclaimed, taking Hazel, the chicken nugget, and Cindy.

They entered the engine room to find Leo being carried by Buford the table. Bridesmaid style.

"What the Hades, Leo!" Hazel said. Leo turned to find his two friends staring at him.

 ”It’s not what it looks like! Buford was teaching me how to carry someone bridesmaid style!” Leo said, getting off Buford.

"Why would you want to learn?" Frank asked.

"Is it because of that Calypso girl?" Hazel said, raising an eyebrow.

Frank gasped. “You met Calypso! Why didn’t you tell us?”

Leo chuckled nervously. “I was going to tell the whole crew, but I told Hazel and Piper first.”

Frank rolled his eyes. “Okay then. Well, we need to land this ship. Near a therapist office, preferably.”

"Aye aye, sir." Leo said, going heading towards the upper deck with the rest.

Percy and Annabeth were in the stables, looking around

"Percy, where did you last put Riptide?" Annabeth asked.

"In my pocket! Where did you last put your Yankees Cap?"  Percy said, throwing a haystack aside.

"On my desk, Seaweed Brain! Where else?" Annabeth replied, looking in a stall.

The two kept searching, the occasional kiss happening. 

Finally, Annabeth decided to check the last stall. That’s where they found Riptide and The Yankee Cap on a blanket, in a “cuddling” position.

Percy’s jaw fell to the ground. “What. The. Dam. Hades.”

Just then, they heard a scream from the deck.

"PIPER, WHY ARE YOU KISSING FESTUS?"

beckendorph:

IM SO EXCITED FOR LONG NIGHTS AND HAND HOLDING AND KISSING AND THEME PARKS AND NAPS AND WATCHING TV AND FUN THINGS WITH MY FUTURE BAE

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

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themishamigosofthemishapocalypse:

50eathaters:

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Girl’s are amazing

I think we broke the notes…

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

what the heLL

Um….guys….

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There are negative notes….

WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?

HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU BROKE TUMBLR

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cupofteaorgtfo:

Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

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ananasbooks:

OKAY SO RULES:

  • This ends September 1st at midnight of whatever time zone you live in, I’ll be choosing a winner the next day
  • I’ve been thinking about it and you don’t have to be following me, I want to do a giveaway, not gain dozens of followers who didn’t even want to follow me in the first place. If you checked out my blog, though, that would be extremely nice of you!
  • I’m not sure how much money I will be able to spend, so let’s say one winner gets one book, there’s a possibility there will be more than one winner. I’ll keep you updated.
  • You need to reblog this post to enter. Likes count only if you reblogged it first.
  • You can have whatever edition (that the Book Depository has) and whichever book in a series you like.
  • If you prefer any other book than the ones listed above you can say so, but it’s the theme what’s fun. But this giveaway is for you, I won’t argue.
  • I’ll be using the Book Depository so 1) your country needs to be on the list of where they ship to (they ship almost everywhere, don’t worry), 2) you need to be comfortable giving me your address, I won’t do anything creepy with it (I wouldn’t even know what to do with it, I could send you a christmas card).
  • If you have any questions just come here

GOOD LUCK GUYS AND MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!

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treepelta113:

fangirltothefullest:

senashenta:

avannak:

nefertsukia:

lucilequiquempois:

ukinea:

i’m so sorry

Bonus :

excuse me but hOW IS THAT A BONUS

#dead!Hiccup AU is in comic-form now.  Odin help us all.

GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW.

Toothless’ face when he realized what he’d done just about killed me. :<

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I…. I couldn’t resist? I’m not sorry.

HOW COULD IT HAVE POSSIBLY GOTTEN WORSE I SWEAR THIS IS THE WORST POST IN ALL OF THE FANDOM AND THAT’S GOING TO INCLUDE EVERYTHING PAST OR SINCE EVERYONE GO TO YOUR ROOM

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treepelta113:

fangirltothefullest:

senashenta:

avannak:

nefertsukia:

lucilequiquempois:

ukinea:

i’m so sorry

Bonus :

excuse me but hOW IS THAT A BONUS

#dead!Hiccup AU is in comic-form now.  Odin help us all.

GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW.

Toothless’ face when he realized what he’d done just about killed me. :<

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I…. I couldn’t resist? I’m not sorry.

HOW COULD IT HAVE POSSIBLY GOTTEN WORSE I SWEAR THIS IS THE WORST POST IN ALL OF THE FANDOM AND THAT’S GOING TO INCLUDE EVERYTHING PAST OR SINCE EVERYONE GO TO YOUR ROOM

(via howtotrainyour-nightfury)

bigredcrazyk:

prongsmydeer:

Harry Potter AU where someone sees Harry in his cousin’s over-sized clothing with his underfed body and hears him casually mention the cupboard in which he sleeps and calls the fucking police

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