Ashleigh, 15 Australia. Mutli-Fangirl at the best. ~PERCY JACKSON ~Hunger Games ~Harry potter ~Doctor Who ~Percy Jackson (did I already mention that?) ~Once Upon a Time ~White Rabbit Chronicles ~Mortal Instruments ~Divergent
If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.
However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.
That moment when your biggest problem in life is not having the right Emoji for a conversation…